This is a real picture of a "female" Yoda from the recent Star Wars movies. I guess she's on the Jedi Council (whatever that is). LOL. Creeepers.
Her name is Yaddle. I wonder if she lactates and if so if her milk is green. Yuckers! Can you imagine Yoda kissing this?
I bet Yoda was gay. All alone on Dagobah hiding away from the females like this.
Also, speaking of Yoda. This is really funny... and kinda cute.