This is the book that I tried to finish this week. It's hugely popular and selling like hotcakes. People love this book. I think it's filled the void left by the Harry Potter books. I tried to read it. I tried really hard but in the end the trash got to eat it. I tried to make it my "summer read" but I failed. It's terrible and I have many other books to read. I feel sorry that I didn't "get you" Twilight and I won't be a part of the hysteria your series is causing. I feel bad but I had to rip you up out of frustration of your corny dialog and silly plot. You used too many dumb cliches and you're dopey main character annoyed me so much I just had to rip you in half.
I think I'll just look up the plot on Wikipedia.
