Need To Clean Your Computer Screen?

Here's a link to the best tool to clean your computer screen.

Link to Neat Way To Clean Your Computer Screen

Update: Fixed Hyperlink. It should work now.

Ostrich Baby

It will never cease to amaze me that you don't like birds. That's just boggles my mind. A few fun facts about the bird world.

1) There are more chicken on Earth than humans

2) The ostrich is the closest living relative to the T-Rex dinosaur

3) Ostrich chicks are super cute

Need proof? Just look at that little cutie.

Stephen Hawking Quotes

Here are some Stephen Hawking quotes and lego art. It's short and sweet.

Link to article

Flocke

Remember Knut the cutie polar bear orphan? Well now we've got Flocke. I know there's a little Germany in your heart, somewhere. Why didn't humans domesticate bears 12,000 years ago? Lil' cutie.

Update: Baby bears are for eternity until the end of all time (well, I guess time can't end if it's eternal but you get my meaning) the cutest things in the world, ever.

James Blunt on Sesame Street

U2 - MLK

Mary J. Blige - Just Fine

I love me some MJB! I like her new song and thought I'd share it with you. I think she has really great lyrics and inspirational songs about livin' and feelin' good about yourself.

Flight of the Conchords - Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros

Hey Ya! Cover

Got Freaks and Geeks' first disc and started watching really late last night. One quick question. Do you get all those references? Some of the jokes are so referencey of that era. Do you get them? Since you hate old music and old movies? Just wondering if you're becoming Pop Critic S or should I say a Shlop Critic?

Thought this was really good. It gave me the chills in one part. It's good and it reminds me of Freaks and Geeks where kinda geeky not so good looking people are smart, funny, and have hidden talents.

Cute Knut

Click around this flickr gallery for a couple minutes. How cute is he? Also, it's in German so I thought if you didn't think the baby was cute (how could you not?) then you'd like the German.

Cute Knut Here

Slang Words

I came across these cool new slang words.

Robocracy: Government run by robots

Vagority: Majority run by women

Monthiversary: For people overzealous about a new relationshippy

2k8: 2008

Mall hangover: The headache, tiredness, and nausea you get after being at the mall

Christmas Adam: The day before Christmas Eve (Dec. 23)

Locavore: A person who's diet consists of locally produced food. Less harsh on environment because food doesn't have to be driven across country

Hobosexual: The opposite of metrosexual. A guy who cares little of his appearance. Think Peter Jackson or Michael Moore

Manther: A male cougar. The slang old sexy woman cougar but a male version

Clark Kent Job: The job that pays the bills but isn't your life's calling

Phone Grope: When you pat your pockets making sure you have your cell phone

Blue Walls: The female equivalent of male blue balls

Moobs: man boobs

Cinematard: Person that doesn't know much about movies. I'm a little of a cinematard.

Hallowthanksmas: The time period between Halloweenie and New Year's where stores push out their holiday products and decorations

Summer Teeth: Used to describe someone missing teeth because summer there and summer not.

Butterface: A girl who's body is all perfect "butter" face. They say this all the time on Howie Stern

People in Order

Kitten Growing

I just love animal growing up picture sets. Here's a really cute kitty's gallery that I stumbled on the net.

Link to cute kitty growing up from infancy

Chicken Salad

How great is chicken salad? I got a chicken salad sandwich when I went out with my mom for lunch the other day. It was delicious. I'm a big fan of tuna salad but I'm always afraid to get seafood at a restaurant because I figure it just sits around because people don't usually order seafood (same for crab salad). But I was surprised at how yummy it is with chicken. I've trying to figure out how to make it without having to cook chicken. Nummy.

Stevie Wonder

Commodores - Sail On

Stevie Wonder - Lately 1981

I absolutely love Stevie Wonder. He is so fantastic and has made many of my favorite albums of all time. His greatest albums are Music of My Mind, Talking Book, Innervisions, Fulfillingness' First Finale, and Songs in the Key of Life. Totally albums that last a lifetime. I've loved him since forever and will always love listening to him. He's a genius. This "cut" is off Hotter Than July. Excuse his hair, it was the 80s.

Planets Scale and Size

Slim Fast, School, Not Buying Shit, Gay B-

Right before I fell asleep I thought that maybe I should try Slim Fast or some other diet/meal plan. I really want to loose my Quit Smoking Pounds. I try to go out and walk but it's really nasty in winter and I already slipped and fallen on my butt when I was taking out the garbage last week. I should exercise at home but I always feel like a shmuck and don't know what to be doing. I should get a book.

I'm looking into taking some classes and figuring out a degree. I don't want a Liberal Arts degree in dance or English. I'm looking into something I'm actually interested in. No more required b.s. language classes or Art History. I like business and computer stuff.

This month I'm going to try and make it a NO BUY month. I'm going to stop looking for crap to buy and will use what I have. I'm pretty parsimonious but I always buy books and video games. I have about 2o books on my shelf and still am on schedule with the Oprah Book. I'm getting a little worn out on Oprah's 950 page book. I'm sticking to it though and will try my hardest to finish it. I don't think a book should be over 250 pages in most cases. I try to break up longer books by convincing myself that they are two or three books like I do with long movies. Read half and then read the other half later.

I'm working on making my voice less "gay" when I get excited or mad. I can't really get mad and I'm always trying to be polite so maybe that's why I sound like Gay B-. One of my New Year's Resolutions are to be less concerned with "what people will think". I think I sound like Gay B- because I'm afraid that I'll offend someone by being an asshole.

Tracy Morgan Blackass

Happy Time! Zhen Zhen Pics

Tons of Zhen Zhen Pics on Flickr. Little cutie! Would you really rather have a human hairless baby? What a cutie!

http://flickr.com/search/?q=zhen+zhen+panda&m=text

Beatles - All You Need Is Love

Holiday Balls

I like looking at your balls so much they deserved their own post on the Shlog. I would really like to have a taste of your balls sometime and they seem like they would be satisfying in my mouth. Do I need to lick the candy canes off your balls before I put them in my mouth?

You can enjoy the picture of your balls anytime now. Just click on the picture to see a larger picture of your balls.

John Lennon - Instant Karma

Foo Fighters - The Pretender/God Save the Queen Live

Foo Fighters - Everlong Live

The Power of Love - Back To The Future Tribute

Here's my tribute to Back to the Future. I was going to put the original Huey Lewis video but this is much funnier. If you don't laugh at this you are really cold and humorless. I'm still laughing. I love Asian Cover Bands! Gambattee Kudasai!!!!!